Clockcleaner - The Hassler CD

Baltimore City Paper: "Clockcleaner's affront is equal parts Butthole Surferania irreverent punk and big-bore Rapeman noise delivered with in-the-red abandon. Its 2004 debut EP, The Hassler, sounds like a band unloading its permanent disappointment in indie rock's ability to suck and channeled that bad attitude into seven blistering blasts."

Cleveland Scene: "Clockcleaner makes the kind of neurotic, bass-driven scuzz rock that made the Jesus Lizard kings of the underground a decade ago. And the singer is particularly unsettling, yammering in a schizophrenic bleat that's buried in the mix beneath two tons of cigarette butts. Dude sounds like he spends his downtime mumbling in a corner somewhere, scratching at imaginary spiders crawling over his arms."

Track Listing:
1. Hands Are For Holding
2. Bad Man
3. Shingles
4. Black Baby
5. The Houseguest
6. S. Dingo
7. Walking With My Lady Friend