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REPTILIAN FIERCELY INDEPENDENT ZIPPER HOODIE

Baby, it's cold outside! Introducing the Reptilian Zipper Hoodie, a modern method for keeping your nipples and noggin' warm! Look, once you fill your head with NOISE ROCK, it may not fit thru when trying to put on a pull-over, so here is the solution! Super comfortable and toasty! Did I mention the zipper? Does it really matter what I type here? Just hurry up and buy yours before they are all gone!

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There really aren't very many of these. Small batch, home-style hoodies, just like mom used to steal from dad!

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